i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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