Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Small penises have feelings too.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
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I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
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It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze