You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
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if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
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Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
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