How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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