she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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