So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
Randomize
