Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
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he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
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Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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