Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
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This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
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I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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