Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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