I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
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