We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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