I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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