were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
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I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
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I'm determined to sit on that face.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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