I'd wear matching sweaters with you
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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