i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
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