yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
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do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
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There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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