Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Can you bring me the toilet please
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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