remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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