the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Randomize
