so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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