Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
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