somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
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