I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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