he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
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