Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I could make wine with my vomit
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
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She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
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sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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