Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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