We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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