try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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