Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
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so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
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The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
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