Hey man sorry I got all grabby
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
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I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
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He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
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