I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
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Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
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He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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