brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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