real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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