I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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