yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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