Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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