it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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