Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
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