How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
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The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
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the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
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