Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
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dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
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Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
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