I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Randomize
