Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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