she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
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He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
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first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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