I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
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I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
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Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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