How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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