At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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