You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
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pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
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I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I'm currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
just to let you know, that was probably the funniest text i've ever received.
I suppose that kind of helps fill the void where my self respect used to be.
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