its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
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Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
where are you?
Hypothermia
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
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There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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