My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
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If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
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Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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