I think I just saw someone hide a body.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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