: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
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I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
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I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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