Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
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once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
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Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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