what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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